Non, non, Shane! (Practicing my Français)

It was all a mistake on the poor Moose's part. He heard that if McCain is elected there will be administration jobs for yahoos like Ed Meese. He assumed Meese meant more than one moose and came down to apply for a job.

Moose aren't well known for their critical reading skills.

(Horrible kind of accident--must have totally blindsided those women in the car)