I `ad that Simon Boak with a sweat on in my cab the other day.
`e said, "Can you get me to Heathrow, sharpish like?"
I said, "Yeah, what`s all the rush then. You late for your plane?"
`e said, "Nah, it`s all them on that Mudcat. They reckon `cos my planning clashed with other festivals I took the dosh and did a runner."
I said, " Did ya?"
`e said, "Nah. I just strolled out of the place!!"

Whaddam I like??