Just wondering if Joe Offer's returning for an encore, to encourage born-again Nerdy-Stevie to back off (or indeed to fuck off), taking the equally ferrous/ferric-challenged Don Wizziethingy, the multi-identity Eliza knocker and the appalling monocultural WAV, with him.

Then we can all re-enact entire episodes of Blackadder and, to keep it entirely on-topic, I know a Flemish band that has the Blackadder theme in its repertoire. At a pinch, they could probably do The Young Ones too, but who would seriously want them to?

[Munching marshmallows and licorice comfits and thinking about opening a packet of hob-nobs or half-coated dark chocolate digestives].