Wavy's parentage is always a source of mystery and conjecture and I was pretty sure his Mum had carnal knowledge of a Yak. Rrecently I learned she also went to San Francisco after hearing "Dock on the Bay" by Otis Redding. Seems she heard it as "cock" and was really excited about the trip.

Arriving late one afternoon she found no line of cocks as she had expected but bending over to look hopefully under the dock, her ass was penetrated by an out of control pelican trying to land. Both went into the bay and while the pelican floundered about trying to survive, Wavy's Mum was royally fucked by a rogue harbor seal with a bad case of seal syphillis. This might explain why Wavy's such a dumbass.

Spaw