"The Railroad Runs Through The Middle of the House" - The Stargazers (in the UK)
"I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch" - Billy Cotton
"The Ying Tong Song" - The Goons
"I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas" - The Goons
"Goodness Gracious Me" - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren
"Bangers and Mash" - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren (flip side)
"My Old Man's a Dustman" - Lonnie Donegan
"Don't Jump off the Roof, Dad" - Jimmy Edwards
"(How Much Is That) Doggie in the Window" - can't remember and don't actually care!