Conga rats to all. (Warning - excursion into the back corners of my mind ahead. Enter at your own risk) Ever wonder why we give conga rats to people? I mean, sure, it's a good beat, but they're still rodents!?! Now why not give people something like a good Tango Turtle, much lower maintaince then a conga rat; except of course in the winter when you have to buy those hot house roses they insist on carrying around in their mouths. or Even possibly when people have good news we should give them Ballad Bunnies. But then you'd have to worry about multiplication, and possibly the person wouldn't be good at arithmatic.

'tis a puzzlement