this is how missionary work starts



btw, ya no this un

outside a bar in Toledo
where a man had more than his fill
a man sat rotating a chicken
on a flaming hot infra red grill
I stepped up to him and shouted
in a voice much like a town crier
I said 'Hey mate your barrel organ is bust
and whats more you monkey's on fire'

good luck , trust you get relocated back to civilisation soon