Having waded through the several pages of the Otford Gazette, and read all about the duckpond, I note no mention of the Crown having had a beer festival. I do note however that there is a fete to be held in May. Opportunity for Morris Dancing? (Pub car park rather than the duckpond!) Loved the story about the car straddling pond and wrecking the builder's supplies. You couldn't make it up could you?