I think Hoffnung may have done his best work with the Hoovers in E flat and the Floor Polisher in C.

Considering all we've heard from Walksaboutwithaloadinhispants, I can see how his best instrument is his ass. Perhaps his farts have some musicality. God knows he shows no other ability..........

But Walkyturd, I hear your Mum is an expert on Skin Flute. Word is she plays yours pretty well even though you have a Sopranino.

Spaw