The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115473 Message #2472446
Posted By: Little Hawk
22-Oct-08 - 12:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: Signs of personal insanity
Subject: RE: BS: Signs of personal insanity
Chongo has days when everything seems nuts too, Donuel, and days when he questions even his own sanity.
My recommendation? Do what Chongo does. Drink heavily and chain smoke for a few hours. If you have a gun, clean it. Clean it again. If you are still not feeling better after that, fire it at some relatively worthless piece of junk in your place that bugs you. You will feel great satisfaction after having blasted the item full of holes.
Still not feeling great? Go to your local bar and start ordering drinks. Buy drinks all around. Get progressively more and more blasted. Find someone really ugly to argue with. Bust a few heads. Make a quick escape out the back way when the cops arrive.
Hide out in a treetop at the park for a few hours until the heat dies off.
Soon it will be sunrise. When it is, go and have an early breakfast at the local hash house. Go home. Get a good few hours rest.
This can work wonders into restoring a sunny and optimistic state of mind, according to Chongo.