The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113768 Message #2472486
Posted By: Cluin
22-Oct-08 - 02:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for any answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a Praise'. Two months ago, my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time and rest, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say. A man rose and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Jim and I want to remind my wife that the word is sternum."