Hey! King Arthur! Yez got yer Guinivere - what more can a man ask for as a good behaviour Reward, eh?

Jest leave them elfettes alone, anyway. They're proper li'l bunny boilers - more trouble than they're worth.

(If you want a party, those Sugar Plum Fairies are the girls yer lookin' for.)

No snaps, thanks. The Big Guy's got a crack-down on that kinda stuff. Being rumbled by the Vice Squad wouldn't look too good ...

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