Hey! Where'sh muh Tando Turgle!

Well, th'lap offer shounds enteyshing, Praishe, but I'm kinda glued to thish here comfy chair a-thanksh to our Guesht'sh kind offer of plyin' me wid more Guinnesssssh.

Arctually, Guesht, I'm shtill in my old job. Ah dhon't leaf it for t'ree weeksh yet. Sho it ain't open yet. We're prob'ly gonna do a temporary, emergenshy-type hire and they'll do a full shearch later. Sho you wanna come work in Shoush Dakota, huh? You shurtain? Shure, we'll offer ya a hunnert t'ousand. *shnort* *giggle*

Shorry, 'Tish, sho it's th'job you already menshunned in yer earlier posht? I notished that and then forgot it when I asked. Musht be all th' Guidda...Guigga, th' Gishma...all th' shtout. Congrats agin.

Shay, Praishe, howc'n you be at two parties at wonsh, huh? Sheems unnatural fer a Christian woman. I'll try and shtop by the virtual porshun of th'houshe party dough. Ah'll shober up, honessh.

A shong! Shumbudy shing a shong! Whack fol-the-derry-ho, there'sh troushersh on th' door!

Gettin' virtu'ly shoushed at m'own partay,

SSSSh...ShuhShuh...Shuh...uhm, Chrish