Richt ye are, wee Johnny! I sung a sang in the Hielan dialect wi' the accent, and a' they could say was "Noo what language was that in?" Ain o' these days, me unco' friend, we're gang tae get a wee bittie o' respect. Nummer twa me foot! Wha's mair deserving o' nummer ain nor us?

--Maithu Ruadh