Remember GT on Conan a few yrs ago....

GT: "All, those years, and I never got a commission!"
Conan: "It was just a show"
GT: "I'm the one who knew how to fly the thing, all he did was say Sulu, Take us outa here"
Conan: "But it's not a real ship."
GT: "I should've had my own ship years ago."
Conan: "You're starting to scare me..."

etc.....