Not willing to take my good advice and publicly confess your many sins, WAV? Well, I'm saddened by that. I was only trying to spare you another few years of extreme personal abuse here, but...well...perhaps you enjoy it? Who am I to say?

Anyway, pay no attention to what Insane Beard says. Of all the maleficent and gormless pitiable maundering jadrools in the world, he is the king. The man can't even tie his own shoes, for God's sake! He gets his maiden auntie to do them up for him each morning...besides which, did you know that he was last August's "cover boy" for Wankers' Monthly Magazine?

Yes, indeed. His name says it all. Insane Beard. The pity of it is that even if he shaved the damn thing off, the insanity would still remain. ;-)