Joe: I have to say that the rebellious part of me wants to tell you to the them to perform an anotomically impossible act. However, have dragged a seabag around the block a few times and dealing with a fair portion of Christianity (Both Protestant and RC) I don't know how much manure you can get into singing that song. I personally see nothing at all wrong with it but the fundamentalist mindset and indeed, musc of the devoutly religious mindset is a wee bit different from mine. My advice is to talk to the mother and find outr waht her objections are and if there is room for compromise. Also find out just how much the school will support you if yopu sing it and she gets nasty. If they haven't given you guidelines, ask for them. You might just be the entertainment but they may view it as their hinies being on the line. I just read this and it's surpriseingly mature for me. Quick! give me a beer and tell me a really juvenile joke!! Neil