The JW's are invited to talk to my ficticious sister who I then call to, she used to belong to their sect and can tell them a few stories! I say, there is then a general speedy exit down our front steps!

The Salt Lake lot are asked how their relief work in Africa is going while offering them a MSF leaflet. As to the rest of the simpletons looking to recruit others to financially feather the nest of their Elders I tell them it's just been announced on the news that God has died of shame in various regions of Africa.

Wonder what Hell's like?