Like quokka, sometimes I heap on the Catholic traditional stuff, and they're immediately convinced I'm going to hell. Funny how they can stand only their own brand of religiosity.
And if I can get away with it, I take a social-justice liberal Catholic tack, which is closer to my True Self and convinces them even more strongly that I'm doomed to hell. I think they'd rather deal with atheists. I never argue with them - I just try to beat them to the punch.
-Joe-