Way back in 2007 I started this thread.One of the songs I posted was "Viagra in the Water" as sung by Camille West.Just to tie up a loose end here is a bonus verse that never got into the final song:

      (Here's a bonus verse that never made it into the final song)

Dr. Baker in geriatrics
Had to make it into town
Through the traffic at the drawbridge
Where the gates would not come down
And something told him he had found
The fountain of youth
When a gaggle of old geezers
Grabbed his secretary Ruth
Yes the old men at the nursing home
Grew long in more than tooth
© 1998 Camille West, BMI and Scott Wodicka