I `ad that Dave el Gnomo in my cab the other day and `e was looking well disturbed.
`e said, " take me to `arley Street please, I gotta` get some counselling"
I said, "What, working stress or something?"
`e said "Nah, it`s all them on that Mudcat. They want me to put tossers on the nights we got paid guests. They`re doin` my `ead in. What would you do with `em, eh?"
I said ,"What, the tossers? Charge `em twice the ante. You might get a few punters and guests rattled for a while but at least you`d be quids in!!"

Whaddam I like??