Posted a bit early. Wanted to add this. I was not knocking on your door to talk to you about my religion, I have no intention of talking to you about my religion, as anyone could see it would be futile and I wouldn't waste my time doing so.

Context, as ever, is important. I was talking about KNOCKING ON A DOOR with the express purpose of proselyting. I don't however see why I shouldn't be able to defend myself from ridiculous accusations on an internet forum.