Mister Professor Smokey, sir, this assignment took a monumental amount of research into Traditional Antipodean marsupial bondage shanties, but I believe I have managed to get this in to you before sparrow-fart, I hope.

Lemme see, now; since one can estimate a typewritten page, double-spaced (standard manuscript format) at approximately 250 words per page, a four page essay would run about 1,000 words. And since, as the adage has it, "a picture is worth a thousand words," here, then, is my essay:

CLICKY.

A little further research turned up further information on the aftermath of the corroboree:    CLICKY #2.

And it's lonely in the Outback, so you take whatever you can get:    Strange sexual practices. Or, "Don't just stand there! Kiss me!"

Might this be good for extra credit?

Don Firth

(chortle chortle)   Oops! Sorry!