That is F-ing BRILLIANT, Insane Beard! LOL! Look, man, you have a lucrative career ahead as follows:

- the talk show circuit - contact Art Bell at once!!! Then get booked on all the radio and TV talk shows you can and flog this thing!

- publishing - Your revelations would resound through the New Age and Ufologist communities and would, I am sure, result in the sale of at least 600,000 copies in the first year! In the longer run, I'm thinking you might outstrip Carlos Castaneda in total book sales and become so famous that you will have to get plastic surgery and a sex change and then move to an undisclosed location in Patagonia in order to escape the attentions of your most fanatical fans and readers.

- movie rights - I'm thinking BIG here. Tom Cruise material for sure. Tom plays you. We'll get Angelina Jolie into it somehow too. Work on building that angle, okay?

- I will serve as your agent for a small reward. Really quite small. Only maybe in 7 figures annually, more or less.