Iranis are super fundamentalist nuts. Sorcha, I know you don't mean this but I wish you wouldn't say it. I have friends and coworkers from Iran who are as appalled at the fundamentalists in their country as I am with the ones in ours. Does the Oklahoma City bombing typify American ideals?

Lecture over.

I used to sing the song about the "railroad running through the middle of the house" and put each of the children on the tracks in turn. They laughed but one mother accused me of traumatizing her son. She has a right to protect her child, I guess. I thought she was ridiculous.