LONESOME TONIGHT


               C               Em                         Am
Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight
                C                C7            F
Did you do all your calorie sums
                   G7                               Dm7
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day
                   G7                                              C
When you had all your teeth and your gums
             Gm                        C7
Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim
            D7                                    G7
Hysterectomy for her, and it's Prostrate for him
                   C                     Em                D7
Does your back give you pain, do your knees predict rain
                  G7                                     C
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.


Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down
Are you eating your low fat cuisine
All that oat bran and fruit, and Muesli to boot
Keeps you like a well oiled machine.
If it's football, or rugby he sure knows the score
Yes, he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for
So, your gall bladder's gone, and his gout lingers on
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight


When you're hungry, he's not. When your cold then he's hot
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right
Then you get his great symphonic snore
He was once so romantic and witty and cute
How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old coot
So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.


Is this the one you want?