WaV, you just aren't English mate, you're not even good at pretending to be, and you certainly have no right to tell us how to be. To me you will always be an Australian immigrant, obviously intent on not actually 'being English' and in a state of denial about it. However, I should make it clear that I would never discriminate against you for being an Australian or an immigrant.

Do you honestly believe you are right and everyone else is wrong? Haven't you ever wondered why people disagree with you so much? Has anyone ever actually agreed with you about this stuff? Why is your forum name so blatantly Australian? Why do you emphasise the fact that you are from Australia so much?

Answers in fluent gibberish, please.