Oh, you guys think you're sooooo clever, don't you? Hmmph. Buncha dirty poopslingers yourselves, that's what you are.

The name was mispelled in the thread title, and that's all there is to it. I should think that the fact that the name "Skype" appears no less than 3 times in the story would have removed all doubt that "Skipe" is a typo, but no! Suspicious minds in the employ of Obama and McCain will pounce on any spurious piece of scandal they can dredge up out of their fetid imaginations, it seems.

Barnswell Skype is a highly respected businessman in Dayton, Ohio. He runs a gun shop and a shooting range as well as being the local dealer for crudely painted not so funny cutout plywood folk art, those whimsical and quaint yard decorations you see here in there on people's lawns. Surely you recall the popular "Bossy the Cow" one? And the "Fat Lady Bending Over Weeding Her Garden in Spotted Bloomers"? Barnswell Skype is a man with the common touch, the kind of man you might think to find supporting John McCain or Sarah Palin or even (just maybe) Barack Obama, but he's supporting Chongo Chimp instead. That tells you something.