ROFTLMAO!!!! MMario and Praise, good bloody jobs you two. This topic reminds me of a certain little known (and longlost) verse Woody Guthrie wrote in his first draft of his Hard Traveling.

I've been doing some dung spittin
I thought you knowed
I've been doing some dung spittin
Way down the road
Gettin drunk to stand the taste
Of that dried animal waste
I've been doin some dung spittin, Lord

Amergin