I'm gonna get me some poo tomorrow
Poo tomorrow, poo tommorow
I'm gonna get me some poo tomorrow
So I can spit it a long long way

I'm gonna spit some poo, poo, poo
And you can spit some too, too, too
But I'm gonna beat you, you, you
I'm gonna spit some poo, poo, poo

Drink me a pitcher of dark brown lager
Golden ale, stout, and some dark brown lager
So I can be a competition hogger
And I will win the day

Got my dung fresh from an African Kudu
A little bitty deer called an African Kudu
He makes the best first-rate Gold-medal doodoo
So I can win the day

Gotta be a round, firm, perfect little pellet
A not-to-crumbly perfect little pellet
And matured by times so you can REALLY smell it
So I can win the day

Lady on the sidewalk won't stop dinnin'
"Spitting is illegal" she just keeps dinnin'
She's got it right up there with mortal sinnin'
But I don't care what they say

I spit my dung farther than any other player
I got more distance than any other player
I spit 'em so far that they haven't got a prayer
I'm gonna win the day

Now I'm the final with the big Dungmeister
The record-breaking reigning champ big Dungmeister
But I shut his ass down like a big city scheister
And I have won the day!!

Now that I've won, I'm so happ-happ-happy
I'm the world champ, and I'm happ-happ-happy
Wish my breath didn't taste so crap-crap-crappy
But I have won the day!!

Yes, I spat some poo, poo, poo
And you spat some too, too, too
But I went and beat you, you, you
I really spat some poo
Poo
Poo

--Mbo