Well, I'm gutted.

We had a guy who had been banned by the landlord of our pub from singing as it was driving his customers away (and our members). He is actually a pretty nice guy, but he can't sing and he can't play.

He has been turning up regularly as a member of the audience and it has been nice to have him there in that capacity.

Last night he turned up with his guitar again, and proceeded to murder 5 perfectly good songs. As soon as he starts the room empties, people go to the bar, the toilet or outside for a fag - its is so obvious yet he seems not to notice at all.

What would you do in this situation. I think I am going to have to tell him bluntly that he cannot be allowed to sing.