GRATUITOUS PRAISE, THREAD CREEP

WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN AINE

What a friend we have in Aine,
All our Mudcat songs to share.
She invites us to the Challenge,
We respond, so quick to share.
All the music in our pea-brains
Tumbles out at her command...
When I see her next weird topic,
No doubt I'll say, "I'll be damned!"

HOW CAN I KEEP FROM SLINGING?

The songs roll on, in endless stream,
Amid the threads of Mudcat.
The Songbook's Keeper once again
With Challenges to have-at.
A strange vocation she does have
To find the News We Can Use
On which she feeds we Cats in Mud--
How can I keep from slinging?