"I'm still baffled as to why you would be so bothered by the fact that, whatever my ability, I've made an effort, as a repat., with English folk songs and hymns - which I genuinely do like hearing and practising/performing."

Re-read all of Eliza's, Malcolm's and the others who know what they are talking about and you might just get it.

You're a wind-up merchant WAV!

Twll dy din di!