I was told to keep this close to the vest by Rig but..

After Barack was trained in insurgency at the Rashid Al Karumba Maddrassa he went on to study mind control techniques at the KGB Institute on Moscow. After completing High School his college applications were sponsored by Al Quada of Indonesia and when Harvard accpeted him the full tuition was paid for by Iran Center for Islamic studies. He attended a Christian study group in Chicago along with Bill Ayers who wanted to infiltrate the Evangelical right and learn the basic phrases and customs of Christians.

Introduction to community activists caught the attention of the DNC who has elevated his rise to the Congress. The back story of his grandparents is a very clever story that took only $200,000 to the alleged grandmother who accepted the pay off after her husband was killed under suspicious circumstances.

The huge amounts of money poured into Baracks Presidential campaign came from oil rich Islamic statesonly after it was laundered through Saudi Arabian banks that dealt directly with the Afghani opium smugglers and the herion factories in Iran & Turkey and finally exchanged into american donations via innumerable small donations from Pakistani owned conveinient store owners.

This may be off topic but he once had a three way with George and Condi.