Realist.

Look, Chongo knows it's all over but the shouting. He never realistically expected to win this election, he just wanted to open the door, give apes and monkeys an equal voice in the national dialogue, and get the process started. One day you will see his face on Mount Rushmore as one of the true founding fathers of this country...and one day you will see a chimp in the Oval Office...but it won't be in 2009.

I'm thinkin' maybe by 2044.