Well, LH, I tried to tell ya' that this thing with Ms Sarah was gonna work out bad fir ya, ol' buddy.... I mean, look... I'm a bluesman for a reason and that reason is the blues is 99% about womenz and other natural disaters... Hey, I unnerstand womenz...

(No, Boberdz... You of all people don't know jack about jill when it comes to womenz...)

Forget that... I meant to say that I know that womenz will always, or at least half the time, which ever4 is greater or lesser, screw yer head up... No, not that head... The one that houses yer thinkerator... Yup, womenz has only one purpose... Okay, throw in cookin', cleanin', launderatin', sex, naggin' and being right 199% of the time they have more than one purpose but their biggie is screwin' with yer head...

I wouldn't get all that upset about Winona, LH... Tomorrow she'll call you up and ask if she can come over and amke a pot roast fir ya' and maybe bring some chick-flick DVD fir ya' all to watch afterwards...

See, mah man, that's the wzay they do us... No, it ain't fair at all but that's they way they do us so just grin and bare it... Ya' hear???

Plus, Ms. Sarah don't like no Canadians since she found out that ya'll is communists...

B~