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Thread #110424   Message #2480470
Posted By: catspaw49
30-Oct-08 - 10:08 PM
Thread Name: England's National Musical-Instrument?
Subject: RE: England's National Musical-Instrument?
If Wavyblowboy thinks that his is a fine example of an English organ, every Englishman for miles around will drop by to beat his ass. Personally I dunno' what kind of organ he has but I have heard it desribed as a half eaten cocktail wiener flanked by two dessicated peanuts. I'm sure its never been played in church................

When Wavyass was in the hospital, the nurse was filling out the proper forms and asked if he wanted to be an organ donor. Then she caught sight of his tiny tool and said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I see you've already donated." Just a matter of genetics though. David inherited his penis size from his mother.

Spaw