Ahhh, Leedle Hack. Your puffed up indignation is charming in the extreme. I will tell Madame Chinga all about it, and about how you insist she is not real. She will laugh and laugh!!!!
However, as a courtesy, I will not tell her or her brother that you are planning to abandon his Presidential hopes in favor of an community-organizer type cockroach. Chongo's wrath would be just too much to face, don't you agree?