Thanks Mud ladies.

My hair is quite thick and is wavy, especially in the back. If shorter than shoulder length, my face tends to resemble a pumpkin, so it is always long enough to tangle with my collar. I also have tendency to simply assume that what ever I see in the mirror in the morning when I finish my ablutions remains unchanged during the day.

What I really want is an incantation I can recite as I comb out my hair after the shower that will asure everything will stay in place without further thought from me!