Bobert, a bear kin tear your door down, toss you aside like a rag doll, drink up all yer beer, smoke all yer weed, make love to yer wife, eat all yer food, wreck yer truck and exit yer house any way it wants.

Iffen you do something dumb, like decide ta shoot it, it'll place yer gun in such a place ya'll walk straight up and down fer the rest of yer life.

And that's jist a new-born cub. The adults are a lot worse.

Best thing to do is to understand that the bear left that calling card as a present and bears think that iffen you don't treasure it and honor it (like you would an autographed picher of, say, Pres. W) you'll make it REALLY REALLY angry.

So reverently scoop up what was left and put it in a golden urn with crystal sides. Use it as a centerpiece at every meal, and keep it in a place of honor in yer house.

Otherwise...the bear will get mad and you don't want that to happen.