Ya' know................Cletus, Paw, Buford, and the Reg Boys were visiting Clete's great aunt Dora down in Pennington Gap and started back north yesterday morning. Now I don't think it was them but the timing's about right and you never know. Buford has been known to go a week without a crap and then when he lets go.................well, your description makes me at least suspicious.

If it was them at least they won't be back (you hope) as they're miles up the road by now (you hope). Course it also depends on how often their van breaks down..................

Spaw