The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115546 Message #2482409
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
02-Nov-08 - 09:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
"Seeing Faces"
A man charges into a bank wearing a bandana
and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the
floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a
brave customer yanks off his bandana . The robber
immediately shoots the customer in the head and
shouts..
"Did anybody else here see my face?"
The robber notices another customer peering
from behind a counter and goes over and shoots
him in the head also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again,
waving his gun around. There is silence for a few
seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant
corner..
"I think my mother-in-law caught a glimpse...."