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Thread #115804 Message #2482675
Posted By: Cluin
02-Nov-08 - 03:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Does the Bear Shi.....
Subject: RE: BS: Does the Bear Shi.....
Slewfoot
high on a mountain, tell me what do you see? bear tracks, bear tracks, looking back at me you'd better get your rifle, boy, before it's too late that bear's got a little pig and he's headed for the gate
now, he's big around the middle and he's broad across the rump running ninety miles an hour, taking thirty feet a jump he ain't never been caught; he ain't never been treed some folks say that he's a lot like me
well, I saved up my money and I bought me some bees they started making honey, way up in the trees I chopped down the tree but my honey's all gone ol' Slewfoot done been here and made himself at home
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the winter's coming on now; it's forty below river's frozen over now, so where can he go? we chased him up the gully and corner'd him well and shot him in the bottom just to listen to him yell