A sex-starved girl named Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
Twas in North Carolina they found her vagina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.