My boss told me, with a knowing wink, about 2 women, "I think they're lebanese." He also said 'anheuser' (and my sister-in-law says, 'allheimer') for the distressing medical condition.

As to mixed metaphors, another boss at a meeting said, I was hoping one of you would pick up the ball and roll with it. At the same meeting, she said ruefully, Yes, that division this year has had its share of bumps and grinds.

I collect these giggles- in-the-night.

Ebbie