My wife pointed out that squirting them with tomato sauce as soon as they open their mealy-mouths might count as assault. Ah well, bang goes that idea then! Strange how Mormons and JWs hawking their evil odious insane bullshit door-to-door doesn't count as assault though. This is terminal mind-fuck delivered by brainwashed cultists convinced they are dealing in absolute truth; it is a psychological offence right where people should be at their safest. Let them into my home and be nice to them? I'd have the bastarding scumbags criminalised at the very least; such people ought to be defined as mentally-ill, a danger to both themselves and society, and treated accordingly.