YEah, that's right--pre-empt the media with slanted stories that coverup the sordid facts.

Well, Mister Hawk, CHinga is alive and well. Both her houses of ill repute are raking in top dollars as people flood to the polls and stop by to relieve the tension at her places, and the geriatric assistance center she just started in Miami has already expanded from one condo to two (fortunately the condos down there are on special this year). She's pulling in the dough hand over fist, in short, and if your man Chongo had been just a LITTLE bit nicer to her, who knows, you mighta seen some discreet campaign funding from her and her co-owners in the trade. But noooooo. You were blinded by your own sins of abandonment, turning your back on your family, Chongo, not writing, not calling...you can bet it cost you Florida at least!! All Chinga had to do was tell the voters down there, "He never writes...he never calls..." and Chongo was a shutdown has-been from that moment on as far as the good folks in Miami were concerned. They know about ungrateful family members down there.

Never mind. You can pose for the reporters all you want, Mister Hawk, and pretend forever that Chongo's long-abandoned family members don't deserve his respect. But remember this--as you reap, so you shall sow. And da Nile is not just some river in Egypt, it's where your man-ape Chongo keeps his brains, see?


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