Promise me he will wear underwear.


Now wearing a bunny girl outfit into the gents loo at a Butlins campsite, that would scare me.


Hmm, what "dirges" did I play

Ram of Derby - a mad gallop about a ram's huge knackers.
Knight William - long and traditional, nearly twice as fast as the YT used to do it, guitar line that even Brian Rodgers likes (that was a compliment that I cherished) and had people come in from the other bar to listen to.
Rigs of the Times - not a dance song, but hardly miserable.
Admiral Benbow - which I do almost as dance-trance.
Then I got complaints I had not killed enough people so I did Come Away Melinda. Well, lets see, it has been recorded by Uriah Heep.