"100% chance" ?????????????

100% is not a chance.

It means there is no chance that it will not happen.

Anyway, wright it down in the big Mudcat prediction book.

Along with these:

"I will listen to her speech with great interest. I am also betting that she [Palin] bows out before Election Day"

It is now election day.

"if you vote Dem and the Derms take back either house of Congress, yer gonna find out that what I've been able to get against the boy [GWB] wil pale in comparision to what the Congressional comittee, with supena powers, will get"