The ambulance came screaming up,
It's siren loudly wailed;
The ambulance came screaming up,
I hoped they would not fail.

I said "Listen, Doc, I had a dream
Just the other night;
I said "Listen, Doc, I had a dream
And it gave me quite a fright.

"Get your pad, Nurse," the Doctor said,
"I think this boy's insane;
Evil spirits have infused
The soft spots in his brain;
He's obviously insecure;
I bet he sucks his thumb;
He's an unpatriotic, no good, bearded Commie bum!"

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, too much caffeine this morning!!